"Keep your hands off the table but not in your pockets. I don't care if you're able, don't light off bottle rockets. They'll burn you"
Then how come Marge and Matthew are allowed to?
"Well their case is special and they're older than you, you are an imbecile and often quite rude. Kindness is a virtue."
Then how did you become such a mean old lady?
The only thing worse than looking for trouble is finding none. I'll do my best, but who'll do the rest? I need a partner in crime, someone to write all my lines when I'm Inevitably caught in a lie
That's why I've called you to this meeting here today: the Secret Society of Ben and Mary K. Just us two. I'm happy you saw my ad seeking people seeking mischief. First thing is first, you must swear to an oath, show me your worth, and when you have done both, I can trust you. Right? Now it's time we pull a heist, who should we stiff?
Eliza has a record player, battery powered, painted lime. I spent my allowance on a Beach Boys 45. We'll sneak into her bedroom, take it from the dresser. We will be so quiet, we won't get too excited. Mind the floor's squeaky spots, we cannot get caught. We cannot get caught. We cannot-
The only thing worse than being in trouble is being young. I've done my best. Could you do the rest? Mary my friend, my partner in crime, could you assign me some lines now that I've finally been caught in a lie?